How Can We Find Who Stole Ms. Jackson’s Candy? It wasn’t me. Definitely.

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Asked by: Anonymous
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Dear Anonymous,

Honestly, bribery will work best. I’m not sure what the bribe should be, but maybe more candy. And by saying “It wasn’t me. Definitely.” just makes it a lot harder.

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