How Can We Find Who Stole Ms. Jackson’s Candy? It Wasn’t Me. Definitely.

Asked by: Anonymous
Answered by: The Expert

Dear Anonymous,

Honestly, bribery will work best. I’m not sure what the bribe should be, but maybe more candy. And by saying “It wasn’t me. Definitely.” just makes it a lot harder.

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