Abandoned Tumultuous Flamingo

by Sari Wathington
*Disclaimer this is purely for fun

Isolophobia (eye-so-loh-FOE-bee-uh)

If you have isolophobia, I’m sorry, but everyone left while you were reading our news.

Isolophobia: a morbid fear of oneself or of being alone, isolated, abandoned, and ignored.

Phonophobia (foh-no-foh-bee-uh)

If you have Phonophobia I am happy to let you know, we are starting a school band.

Phonophobia: a persistent, abnormal, and unwarranted fear of sound.

Zoophobia (zoo-uh-FOH-bee-uh)

If you have zoophobia no need to worry we are getting a class pet.

Zoophobia: intense, overwhelming fear of animals.