A Dozen Ambivalent Eggs

Written By Sari Wathington

*Disclaimer this is purely for fun

Dodecaphobia (dow·deh·kuh-foh-bee-uh)

Is a fear of the number 12.

If you have Dodecaphobia, we will be getting you a dozen bagels on the twelfth of December. ( I wrote this at 12:12)

Animotophobia (an-uh-moh-toh-foh-bee-uh)

The intense fear of one's feelings.

If you have Animotophobia, I am sad to let you know my pet rat is sick and is in the vet.

Ovophobia

The fear of eggs.

If you have Ovophobia, I will let you know we are doing an egg drop and will be trying to cook eggs in a hundred ways.

Sari Wathington

Sari Wathington is an 8th grader at the New School of San Francisco as well as the greatest reporter. He is also the funniest person at the school. He has many talents. He is also British. He is very opinionated and those opinions are probably right. He is also the best gamer if you disagree with any of this, keep your incorrect false opinions to yourself 😁. In addition he despises brain rotted children. He is the best goalie and four square player. He has zero ops and is very cool. He can also be forgetful.

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