Titanic Deformed Salmon

Written By Sari Wathington

*Disclaimer this is purely for fun

Megalophobia (meh·guh·low·fow·bee·uh)

Is the intense fear of large objects or spaces.

If you have Megalophobia, I will spoil that we are watching Attack On Titan for All School Meeting.

Atelophobia (a-tel-o-phobia)

Is the extreme fear of imperfection.

If you have Atelophobia, I have to confess that this newspaper isn’t perfect.

Ichthyophobia (ick-thyo-fo-bee-uh)

Is an extreme, overwhelming and irrational fear of fish that are both alive and dead.

If you have Ichthyophobia, I am happy to announce we are going on a fishing trip. (You even get to cook a dead fish)

Sari Wathington

Sari Wathington is an 8th grader at the New School of San Francisco as well as the greatest reporter. He is also the funniest person at the school. He has many talents. He is also British. He is very opinionated and those opinions are probably right. He is also the best gamer if you disagree with any of this, keep your incorrect false opinions to yourself 😁. In addition he despises brain rotted children. He is the best goalie and four square player. He has zero ops and is very cool. He can also be forgetful.

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